romantic thing 2 say: dream about me

I actually genuinely love dealing with angry and aggressive customers because it’s SO funny. They always come in with a specific level of energy and they expect whoever they deal with to be scared of them and then when I’m clearly not physically or emotionally intimidated they get SO flustered and start doing the weirdest shit to regain power in the situation. Like there’s absolutely nothing you could do to me in this coffee shop that would ever even make my Top 10 Scariest Interactions With People but by all means, keep faking that phone call to your boss who apparently knows the Starbucks mermaid personally. 

I also love doing it because I know all my coworkers can get really upset when people treat them like that, which is totally understandable. So instead because they know I don’t mind they’ll just call me in and then gather round to watch like it’s a boxing match

PSA that there’s no correct or incorrect way to be nonbinary!

I see people making fun of the ‘stereotypical’ enbies, afabs with button up’s and beanies and a brightly dyed undercut,

And then I see people calling nb people who present a different way fake?

Here’s the tea : It doesn’t matter what fashion sense you have or how masculinely you present, the way you act, the severity of your dysphoria, or whatever your asab is, you’re still valid and no less nb for it!

hey ppl reading this can u please reblog and tag ur sign + favorite animal + most worn type of shoe… it’s for my Research

the rumors are true: im soft and i just want to be loved

your intelligence means fucking nothing if youre devoid of empathy

haters will hear me scuttling inside their walls

Your top didn’t top you, you bottomed your top. Use language of empowerment sisters!